Sunday, December 07, 2008

here fishie

I was talking to my friend Katy today after church and we were discussing "Funny Fish Stories (FFS)". When i was little, my dad got us a couple of gold fish i think and we had a new house maid at that time. My mum asked her to change the water in the tank and after a while the girl came and told my mum how the fishes had died and when my mum asked what she did, she said, "nothing, i removed the old water and put clean boiling water". Well, yes, i think the fishes kind of "boiled" to death. :D
But this one is the funniest. For halloween my church in Glasgow had a "fancy dress fayre" for kids and we had games and other fun stuff. The stall i was in charge of was a fishing one where kids put their fishing rods behind a screen and we would hook on a piece of candy and if the kids were really lucky, we would hook on a polyethne bag of a real live goldfish. Well, so one of the little girls got one and apparently since she probably got bored of holding it the whole time, she put it on the heater/radiator and (i'm actually laughing at the moment) after a while they found the fish in the bag dead (duh!) and the skin had kind of boiled/cooked off the body and was floating on the top. Probably sounds mean on text but when Katy was telling me this i was laughing so hard.
Who else has a FFS?

10 comments:

ContentXn Network said...
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Anju said...

Fish Sadist!

The Mahathma said...

how sweet...im so touched

Anonymous said...

hahahah very funny!!lol

Anonymous said...

hey by the way in glasgow the fish will freeze ...

Clover said...

Who is this anonymous person? :D

Marina D'Souza said...

:( eyyew.. Poor fish . I wonder if they have funny human stories - like one whale to the other
- I swallowed Jonah alive. Can you imagine him wriggling around in my tummy ?? I wish i had swallowed a camera to get his reaction. Heh heh heh

samuel davis said...

terrorist looking guy means????

Chriz said...

when i fell into the water and the story stops here

chits98 said...

you are mean!!